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Thursday, October 8, 2009
A Good Response Is Hard To Find
Short Answer Question: Does this story have resolution?
Short Answer Response: "Yes, I think that the story was all wrapped up. For example, the grandmother is not really mean after she gets shot."
You gotta love irony. Other things she wasn't: nice, angry, sad, breathing, etc.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Happy Birthday!
Marcia: "Somebody better tell me happy birthday on Monday because I'm gonna be walkin' around with a damn tiara on!"
I love it.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Pyro
Cliff comes after school for makeup work.
Cliff: "Come on, Mr. Vonn! Hurry up with the makeup work, I could be burning stuff right now!"
He didn't mean CDs, either. I asked.
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