Hot Pickle

Alisha: "Mr. Vonn, can I get a pass to the bathroom?"

Me: "Sure."

Alisha: "I had a hot pickle for breakfast this morning, it was not a good idea."

Me: "Alisha, no!"

Alisha: "Well, a hot pickle and some grape juice."

Me: "Alisha..."

Alisha: "I know, but I was hungry, it sounded good!"