What the?

First day of school.


Mr. Vonn: "Funny you mention Twilight being a great love story; we're going to read The Great Gatsby this year, which is--"

Student [Cathy]: "Are we going to read The Scarlet Letter this year?"

Me: "Um, no."

Cathy: "Ah, damn it!"

Me: "But! I'll get you a copy! I'll buy one!"


What did they start putting in the water this summer?!