Thursday, June 25, 2009

Best Thesis Ever

This is from a persuasive essay on the dangers of young drivers:


"Teenage drivers are young, dangerous, and necklace."


What follows is a Kafkaesque, modernist short story wherein the protagonist merges onto an interstate and immediately morphs into a necklace. Either that, or a load of old bollocks, I can't remember which.

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