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Kaneisha Walker: "Mr. Vonn, can I get a pass to the West Office?"

Me: "Yes. Why?"

Kaneisha: "[One-minute long story that I do not follow too closely.] ... ID card."

Me: "Ah. You need to pay for another ID?"

Kaneisha: "No, I already paid for the ID but she says I didn't."

Me: "Ah, well let me write you a pass to the West Office."

Kaneisha: "She said I gotta pay five bucks, but I ain't paying shi... sugar honey ice tea!"