A. F.

I am standing by the doors again for metal detector duty at 7:10 in the morning. I bother no one, and no one bothers me. And then:


Student [Ambrose]: "Mr. Vonn don't know how to teach!"

Me--partially dejected, but still a bit too tired to care: "Aw, why?"

Ambrose: "April Fools!"


Touche sir.