Cliff: "Mr. Vonn, why am I getting an 'I' in here?" [For the record, "I" means "incomplete" or, essentially, "F."]
Me: "Well, because you haven't passed 70% of the material."
Cliff: "Aw, it's because of those vocab quizzes."
Me: "Well, Cliff, that's true, you probably need to study."
Cliff: "Study?! ... What do you think I am, Ray Charles?"
Let me be clear: I have no idea what he was talking about, whatsoever.
What's all this then?
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1 comments:
Still laughing...trying to figure out what about Ray Charles = dedicated academic.
Are you sure you said "need to study" and not "need to get addicted to heroin"? That could be the answer.
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