Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Garry Johnson 1,000,000, Mr. Vonn 1

Garry Johnson is a professional roaster and an adept class clown. He regularly beats classmates, so it's outlandish to think I'd win a round. Which makes it that much sweeter.


Security Officer at door: "Mr. Vonn, I need Wanda from your class, with her things."

Wanda gets up and walks to the door. So does Garry.

Garry: "What, oh? She said she needs Wanda Pierson and Garry Johnson."

Wanda walks out. I close the door behind her. "Point, Garry."

The class erupts: "Ooooooooooh!"

Garry, smirking: "That's good. I'll get you, Mr. Vonn. Just wait. Next time. I'mma get him."

Me: "Don't worry, Garry, I'm sure you will."

2 comments:

erinfaye said...

Should have let him go! I can't imagine that she was headed anywhere good.

Alan said...

Oh the temptation to do so...