Monday, March 30, 2009

172 Philosophies

Student [Oliver Richards]: "Hey Mr. Vonn how come there was no Philosophy Club today?"

Me: "Ah, I had to go to a teacher's meeting. I'm sorry."

Oliver: "Aw man, and I just thought of like 172 new philosophies!"

3 comments:

Fool'sErrandBoy said...

Oddly enough, all 172 are probably more coherent and internally consistent than existentialism.

Alan said...

A lot of them probably involved the JFK assassination in some way. He often confuses "philosophy" with "conspiracy," but that is cool with me.

erinfaye said...

Unless... the conspiracy is that JFK's murderer didn't exist--no one saw him, right? There you have it, now it's philosophy. ;o)