More from the Justin Douglas catalog

Justin is also the author of this gem:

"Hey, Mr. Vonn! Sorry I asked for a pass to the nurse and never came back the other day. I got arrested!"

My name-a Borat

I can't tell if this assignment I received from Justin Douglas is the most hilarious thing I've ever read, or the most depressing. I'll let you decide. (FYI, I am typing what he's written.)

[Career Planning Worksheet]

1. Abilities
Runing
school
Driveing
Raping

2. Career Planning

Raper
truck Driver

Barnyard

We recently started reading Animal Farm. Apparently there is a show on Nick, Jr., called Barnyard.

These two facts sparked approximately eight million responses along the lines of: "Oh, so this book is like that Nick, Jr. show, Barnyard?"

The first 7,999,999 times I said, "I don't know." Then finally I tried a different tact:

"Don't know--do they rise up and try to kill their capitalist masters in that one as well?"

One girl brought up a video on her laptop. I wasn't having it.

"Talk to me when they try to kill their evil overlords."