Family Counseling

As a teacher, I try a lot of new seating arrangements and I constantly draw up new seating charts. Most students are indignant when this happens, but some are merely bemused. Take Monique Brown.


Monique: "Mr. Vonn are you like, incredibly bored at home?"

Me: "Yep. That's what I am."

Monique: "I'm serious Mr. Vonn you need stuff to do at home, all you do is sit around and think of seating charts."

Me: "I like trying new things."

Monique: "You need some kids, Mr. Vonn."

I laugh.

Monique: "I'm serious Mr. Vonn! You need some kids at home to keep you busy."

Me: "I'll bring it up with my wife."


Point!